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Woolfe and McClaw - The Great Egg-scape (Flashback Chapter)

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Woolfe and McClaw are back again this week. Its time to meet the Prime Suspect - Frank Fox. Dave and Frank go back a long way. This week we find out how far they go back and whether this will have any bearing on the invest-eggation. We still need to bring our characters to life - perhaps not quite as life like as these photographs, so please send more of your brilliant pics.

 

Chapter 6 – Fifteen years ago eggs-actly (The Flashback Chapter)

 

Dave and Frank were not exactly friends, nor were they enemies. They just happened to go back a long way, but through a number of circumstances had ended up on different sides of the law. Dave and Frank met while they were in the S A S (Special Animal Service), serving together in Afghanistan and Iraq. When Dave left the military and retuned to Civvy street, he was able join the police, while Frank had suffered post traumatic stress disorder, and wasn’t able to adjust to life after forces, despite a lot of help from Veterans support groups. Inevitably, after some time sleeping rough and becoming drug dependent, Frank turned to a life of crime. Eventually, he worked his way up the ranks and was now able to live a comfortable life from ill-gotten gains. Frank maintains a very different story where he now has a lot of different businesses and they are all legit. Dave and Frank had not seen each other for twenty years – almost to the day. The last time they saw each other had been in very different circumstances……

 

(Sound of bombs falling and machine gun fire).

 

It was hot. Really hot, Lieutenant Woolfe and Corporal Fox were stationed in Basra, Iraq, defending the city from rebel invasion. They were coming under enemy fire, when Dave gave the order to retreat. Frank refused saying that would all be killed, if they left their post. “They’re using cluster bombs, and we’ll be collateral damage” shouted Frank, urging Dave to change his order. “Alright alright” shouted Dave back, “Prepare to dig in. Today is not the day we get killed by friendly fire”. The bombs continued to fall, and then suddenly it went quiet. “They must be moving back their positions” Dave commented to Frank, and ordered his unit to stay down, while he looked out from his lookout. Without warning a single shot whistled past Dave’s ears. He was inches from being a dead dog. Not giving a second thought for his own safety, Frank stood up and fired two shots in the direction that the bullet had come from and took out the sniper that had trained its sights on Dave. “Wow, that was close, thanks mate”. Dave put his paw on Frank’s shoulder, acknowledging that the fast fox had just saved his life. “No worries mate, I know you’d have done the same for me”.

 

Dave had never thought of himself as brave, and wondered whether he would have put his life on line for his colleague. Dave and Frank fought in the S A S until 2007 when British forces withdrew from Basra. Having completed their tour, both went back home where Dave left and joined the Police, and Frank was discharged on health grounds. The next time they saw each other was ten years later…

 

Frank ran a warehouse distribution service, and was one of the first to develop his on-line sales service called “AMAZING”. It was amazing because you could get absolutely anything, anytime anywhere. In fact the marketing blurb was “Anything you want, anywhere you want it, anytime you want, AMAZING!”,  It was often raided by the police, because much of the merchandise had been come from the back of lorries. Although you might expect goods from a warehouse distribution company to come from the back of a lorry, you wouldn’t if it wasn’t legit. Dave knew full well that Frank’s business was a little dodgy, but Frank always seemed to be able to keep one step ahead of the law. That was until one winter evening five years ago. Dave was in his police car when he received a 999 call. There had been a robbery at the white goods factory. White goods are things like washing machines and dishwashers and usually come in white, although other colours are available (well, mainly silver).

 

Dave intercepted the lorry that was being driven by Frank Fox. “Right sunshine” barked Dave. “You’re nicked”. Dave pulled off Frank’s balaclava. ( A Balaclava is not a type of sweet dish that you might find in Basra. That’s a baklava. It’s a type of mask worn under a helmet – often worn by armed robbers and forces personnel….). Dave realised that he had apprehended Frank.

 

“Right Frank, what do ya think ya doin’?” asked Dave, looking both cross and disappointed that Frank was driving the lorry. “I was just on my way back from doing a pick up” explained Frank trying to sound innocent. “So why the balaclava?” “Well…” Frank thought for a moment, “Its just that it is so cold that I needed to use my ski mask to keep me warm”. “That might make sense Frank, except it’s the same as the ones we had in Iraq. Open the back”. Frank went round to back of the lorry and opened the louvre style door. Behind the door was floor to ceiling boxes containing dishwashers, washing machines, tumble driers, fridges freezers and so on.

 

Frank though he might try his luck. “Look Dave, I’ll level with you. Not all the paperwork might be in order. What do you say, if a new fridge freezer was to find its way to your gaff” smiled Frank (Gaff is a term for house or flat – the residence of the person or animal in question. “Listen Frank, I don’t want any of your nonsense or any of your knock off gear.” Dave thought about what to do next. “I’ve got a job to do Frank and you should really be doing a stretch for this” (stretch means a custodial sentence at Her Majesty’s pleasure – i.e prison).

 

“I’m not gonna arrest you today. You’re gonna run off and I’m gonna confiscate your lorry with all this stuff” explained Dave, knowing that he was bending the law to let the fox who had once save his life, make a getaway. “Next time…..” They looked at each knowingly. Frank knew that Dave knew, and Dave knew that Frank knew. They both knew.

 

Frank scurried away into the bushes just as two other police cars pulled up. “You alright Dave?” asked one of the police officers. “Yeh, I’m fine” Dave said. “The driver got away but at least I’ve managed to get the lorry” “Which way did he go?” he asked. “I’m not sure. It was too dark to see”. This time Frank had managed to get away.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




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